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Single Again

by Richard Melvin Brown

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Single Again

Words and Music by Richard Melvin Brown (socan)

Well I woke up this morning in a big old double bed
With some naked stranger snoring in my ear
She was loud as a locomotive going directly into hell
Along the twisted tracks of a rancid skunky smell

Well I don't mind that she's ugly I've woke up to plenty worse
And I don't mind that she's somewhat big and fat
But I've got a funny feeling this could be a nightmarish one-night stand
There's wedding rings on both of our left hands

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She's got her head on my shoulder and she's snoring rather loudly
Would it break her big heart if I cut off my arm
And quietly sneak out the door
'Cause Heaven forbid I ain't ready for kids
A yard and a white picket fence
And if I have to depart with only one arm
It'll be worth it to be single again

I didn't really want to marry her but somehow I recollect
When all that whiskey beer and wine went to my head
I was hearing wedding bells and I was walking down the Isle
And now I'm waking up to a married woman in my bed

This loud old cow beside me here is now my brand new bride
She's mine but I don't even know her name
And if I could relive yesterday I'd travel back in time
And I wouldn't touch a drop of that whiskey beer or wine

CHORUS

She's got her head on my shoulder and she's snoring rather loudly
Would it break her big heart if I cut off my arm
And quietly sneak out the door
'Cause Heaven forbid I ain't ready for kids
A yard and a white picket fence
And if I have to depart with only one arm
It'll be worth it to be single again

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If I have to depart with only one arm
It'll be worth it to be single again

(c) 2023 Richard Melvin Brown

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released March 8, 2023
Composed, Produced and Performed by Richard Melvin Brown songsculptor.com

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Richard Melvin Brown Edmonton, Alberta

Rick Brown (Richard Melvin Brown) AKA Songsculptor has been involved in the Music Business for over 50 plus years, in (Canada, The United States and Europe) as an Award Winning Songwriter, Record Producer/Arranger, Studio Musician, former Music Director for "The Canadian Country Music All-Star Show" and former band member for Renowned Grammy Award Winning Record Producer David Foster. ... more

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